Saturday, April 4, 2009

Sorry Everyone!

I actually forgot yesterday because I was so tired. I went to bed at like I don't know, 8!! So today I'd like to say I'm sorry but there is no time for that, we have Twilight news- Robert Pattinson.

We all love him but will we anymore?? We'll let's find out.





Robert Pattinson

There are a few things I want to say about Robert Pattinson. Some good some bad!!! Sorry everyone but I speak the truth, really.



Let's start with the bad news. :- ( I know, but let's get it out there for the good news.

Robert Pattinson does not shower.

( I felt that needed its own line) It's true, people on the set have been complaining Robert Pattinson smells. Think about it, would you like that if you ever dated him?? You know what's even worse to think about, his hair, really, will they turn to dreadlocks, will he get lice?? Things to think about!!



The next thing I would like to talk about is his hair. you know how everyone loves Robert Pattinson's unique hair style and color? Well it's all gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In quotes from my magazine, he clearly states," People ambush me and want to touch my hair," he laughs. "I was in New York doing a radio interview and there were people sending messages. 95% of the messages were saying take your hat off" "When people say something has become a trademark, you have to get rid of it. It's the worst." Well, you're right it is the worst, for us. On the end of this post below the Comment Question of the Day, there will be a link to see a picture!



Robert Pattinson drinks a lot and smokes yeah. You know how we said he didn't shower, this confirms it. The people on the Z100 Morning Show said he came smelling like alcohol and cigarettes. Insane right. I couldn't believe my ears, all this bad stuff about Rob. That's is also why the cast was complaining. Seriously Rob, you have to shape up if you still want fans. It's not fun for us. But seriously you're setting a very bad example for children who love and read Twilight. Drink only on special occasions not every night, you're only like 23. Also try to cut down on smoking, it's not good for you and really, we don't want you to die!!



Now for the good news, well it's nothing knew just a way to cheer you up and everything because all the news above was pretty bad, but that's what gossip is, am I right, now I would like you all to know I am not putting down Robert Pattinson but it's just the gossip around, REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So really the only good news I have is not so exciting but it is true, Robert Pattinson is still really cute!! Even if he has short hair, you'll see, he looks different but still cute. By the way, just because he cut it doesn't mean it will be short in the movie. I know it'll be long again. And everyone is forgetting one thing, hair grows back, unless you're a dead vampire!!



Comment Question of the Day

Today's question is, would you drink a cup of Taylor Laughtnor sweat or eat a cake full of Robert Pattinson's spit?? Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Please choose one, life or death situation, and explain in complete detail why you chose this answer.




Links

Rob with short and long HAIR- http://icedlemontea.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/robert-pattinson-haircut.jpg
Rob smells- http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1607693/20090325/story.jhtml

2 comments:

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Nicole said...

Hey Alex,
wassup! I love your blog!
I cant believe Robert actually smells and drinks!!! To be honest i am really shocked. For your question i would rather eat a cake with Rob's spit. I dont know about u though? see u soon!

Nikki